Mad at Mommy
First of all....
Mommy was talking to daddy this morning and kept ignorning me so I got angry. She saw me chewing on my bed and got mad. She said I was lookin' to be bad. Just because I got into the bathroom garbage, grabbed papers out of the closet, and chewed my bed. Well maybe she shouldn't have ignored me. Maybe mommy is lookin' to mean.
Then....
Mommy tricked me into going to the vet by saying I was going to play. Well she lied, I had to get four shots. I was scared and it hurt a little, but I was very brave. I didn't cry or try to run away. Mommy kept saying I was brave and how much she loved me. If she loves me why did she stand there and let me get four shots. If she really loved me she would have gotten some shots too.
Now...
I'm going to ignore mommy. If she calls me I'm going to walk the other way. If she wants hugs or kisses I'm not gonna give them. If she wants to give me treats, I'll starve, just to prove a point. That'll teach her a lesson............. Well, maybe I'll take the treats and run.
balboablogger at yahoo dot com
7 comments:
Ooooooh Balboa, you sound just like my Mean Sister Fig - that's what she does! But at least you chewed on YOUR bed - my girl has a huge hole in her mattress because Fig was bored one day and and ate it. But your mom sounds very mean, I agree. You proabably shouldn't even LOOK at her until she's proven her love with lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of treats given freely.
Take those treats!
Bussie Kissies
Buster
Mommies are MEAN!!
Like when they say "Hey Lola, come get some cheese" & then they ram a pill down your throat or "Hey Lola, who wants Liver??" & then the squirt drops in your ears or "Hey Lola, wanna cookie?" & then they throw it in JAIL!
Mommies can be nice sometimes too...like when they say "Lola, come snuggle" and I get Mommy all to myself!
Lola the little white Boxer
Balboa - that's so tough on you!
Here's a trick I use. I focus really hard on speaking directly to mummys mind - trips to the vets require lot's & lot's & lot's of treats - before during & after, PLUS special walkies, playtime & LOTS of attention. If it helps I heard that when are hoomans are little or when they go travelling they have to have lots of shots too !!!! and they don't get any treats hee heee
Paw Power
Bella
Definitely grab the treats and run! Don't let her meanness make you starve!!!
The Brat Pack
yeah grab the treats and run. Always find a way to get the treats. Though ignorning your mom the rest of the time is a good idea though.
oh my, it is shameful how much training our humans need!!
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