I've decided I really really really like my bed and have listened to mommy and have not eaten or destroyed it.
Don't think I'm a momma's boy and all, I know when a bed is comfortable and all. I'm still a tough dude!
There was a noise outside and I got startled and didn't realize my lip was curled up in my mouth. Mommy thought it was funny. Hey, try all you want, with my curled lip I'm even more handsome, right Fig?
Just sitting here watching TV with my parents. When its just us, we push the two couches together so we can all cuddle up, or atleast until daddy and mommy start working their different shifts again
Don't worry, I got some popcorn, I always get what I want.
Oooooh, how come you're feet smell nice and daddy's feet stink worse than old poop?
After watching a lot of TV, eating a lot of popcorn, and having long conversations with my parents I started getting tired.
Hmmm, this seems like a comfy spot.
Even though you have stinky feet, I love you daddy.