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Tuesday, June 05, 2007

We had a visitor

So mommy came home with this dog, I thought it was either Cyrus, or Winstonberry, or Brody, but it wasn't. He didn't really move or talk.

I tried to say hello

I sniffed him

I tried to see if he was a he or a she, but I couldn't tell.

I even sniffed his butt, but he didn't have one?????

I tried saying hello AGAIN, but I got nothing.

What is going on with this dog? Doesn't he want to play?

How could mommy bring this dumb dog into our house, he doesn't speak, move, or want to play. If Fig was here we'd play all day.

I started to get angry

I thought if I bit him he would at least do SOMETHING.

So, I did what I had to do. I had to let him know I WAS BOSS, especially if he was just going to sit there. SO I MOUNTED HIM. If you are young or get not allwed to view adult photos skip this next pic






I think he got the hint I was in charge.
After I was done letting him know I WAS THE BOSS, he still just sat there. FINE, but you're not getting any of MY TOYS or MY FOOD.


Amber-Mae said...

Yeah, I get what you were trying to do with that dumb doggie. But you kind missed the spot! Hehehehe... It's a soft toy doggie Balboa. That's why it doesn't talk, bark, move or whatever.

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

Ferndoggle said...

Way to show him who's boss Balboa!! If he were at my house, I'd have ripped off his head & pulled out his guts!!

He's not so bad...he could be Santino!


Pearly said...

oh my so where is he now? still sitting there?... I usually would bite bite and bite and walk away...hehehe...

Ruby Bleu said...

How boring...but you totally showed him who was in charge!

Lots of licks, Ruby

Pug Mommy said...

Hi Balboa! I think you need a real live puppy to play with. You really showed that stuffed puppy who's boss.

Lorenza said...

Hi, Balboa.
It's a shame that dog doesn't recognize who is the boss! Glad you showed him the truth!
Have a nice day

Peanut said...

Good job letting him know who was boss but he's a stuffed animal and you are just supposed to rip his head off.

Joe Stains said...

I find tearing their ears off helps get your point across as well.

Oscar Airedale said...

Hehehe, you're so funny Balboa! Hopefully you put him in his place!

Oscar x

Tadpole said...

AHAHAHA!!! I've never tried to mount anything before. I'm still working on lifting my leg to make pee-pee. I'm glad it worked for you though. :-)

fig said...

What an impertinent little snot! Treating you like that! I'm glad you asserted yourself!

I also got your present!!! I wrote about it on my blog!!! THANKS!!!!!

Suki said...

LOL! You are so funny, Balboa! You mounted the poor doggy?! LOL!

Puggy kisses

Cathy said...

So, so funny. If it would have been me, I would have peed on him. xoxoYour friend, Pugsley

PiratesGrrl said...

We agree with Joe Stains, rip his ears off.

:) The Brat Pack

Bella said...

your the boss & you showed him - but guess what he wasn't a dog but a stuffy toy and they are for biting & ripping the stuffing out of - go Balboa


e said...

Hey Balboa
I think you might be right. That dog in the ad on my blog looks more like a Frenchie.

BTW, I'm writing because I hope you can join or pass on news of my pledge.

Visit my blog to find out more.
Eve and Fei

Sparky said...

It's a toy! It's a toy! I a friend just like that - my Black Dog...and he is the best to snuggle up against. (You know, besides your humans)

Persephone & Buster said...

Just goes to show--don't settle for any cheap imitations! The real test is to bite 'em in the ear!

C'est la guerre,


Stanley said...


Found you through Tadpole and your girl, Fig's, blogs! Good to know you, man.

Some dogs simply have no personality. I think you have better things to do with your time (don't we all).

I'm linking your page to mine, buddy.

Goob love,