EVIL PARENTS, STUPID HOUSE, & BED HOGGING

My EVIL PARENTS went camping this weekend and left me at the vet prison. How rude are they??????? THEN...... they are both working during the on Tuesday (today) so I have to stay at the prison all day until they can come pick me up. I will be pooping all over the house when I get home!!!!!!!

While I'm imprisoned at the vet's I was able to sneak on the computer, remember the stupid crate mommy is trying to get me to use, when I trying it out BUT only for a few minutes. Mommy thinks this is permanent she IS WRONG.

hmmmm, what is that smell?

how many pictures are you going to take?

I'm going to pee on that camera.

NOW LETS MOVE ON TO HAPPIER PICTURES
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This is me tyring to find a good spot to sleep on the bed,

Where is the perfect spot you ask? Between mommy and my bed.
Mommy doesn't mind being squished, hee hee hee

hmmmm, now onto my sweet dreams..........

Sneaking on the computer

I was able to sneak on the computer at the vet's office while being abandoned by my parents.


I still can't believe she left me here while she went camping. Even though they're coming to get me on Tuesday I think I'll ignore them for a while.

I might be able to sneak on again tomorrow and check all your blogs.

Congratulations and Going to the vet.

I want to congratulate Stanley for the Awesome Blog Award, I am so glad he won, he is a super cool GOOBER dude.

I also want to thank Dot, Thrawn, Samantha, Bear, and Tucker for nominating me. That was super nice of you guys, YOU ROCK!!!!!!!
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So mommy and daddy are going camping, AGAIN............. and AGAIN I can't go. WTF??? Mommy said if I learned to come when called she might think about taking me, but forget that. I come when I wanna come!

Well at least I get to go to the vet, they all know me and LOVE ME. How could they not!

Daddy can't pick me up till Tuesday, which means mommy won't see me till Tuesday afternoon after she gets home. She's sad and feeling guilty, but you know what that means........ sympathy toys, treats, and food.

Boy, I'm gonna have a lot of blogs to catch up on!

Mad at Mommy

First of all....

Mommy was talking to daddy this morning and kept ignorning me so I got angry. She saw me chewing on my bed and got mad. She said I was lookin' to be bad. Just because I got into the bathroom garbage, grabbed papers out of the closet, and chewed my bed. Well maybe she shouldn't have ignored me. Maybe mommy is lookin' to mean.

Then....

Mommy tricked me into going to the vet by saying I was going to play. Well she lied, I had to get four shots. I was scared and it hurt a little, but I was very brave. I didn't cry or try to run away. Mommy kept saying I was brave and how much she loved me. If she loves me why did she stand there and let me get four shots. If she really loved me she would have gotten some shots too.

Now...

I'm going to ignore mommy. If she calls me I'm going to walk the other way. If she wants hugs or kisses I'm not gonna give them. If she wants to give me treats, I'll starve, just to prove a point. That'll teach her a lesson............. Well, maybe I'll take the treats and run.