EVIL PARENTS, STUPID HOUSE, & BED HOGGING

My EVIL PARENTS went camping this weekend and left me at the vet prison. How rude are they??????? THEN...... they are both working during the on Tuesday (today) so I have to stay at the prison all day until they can come pick me up. I will be pooping all over the house when I get home!!!!!!!

While I'm imprisoned at the vet's I was able to sneak on the computer, remember the stupid crate mommy is trying to get me to use, when I trying it out BUT only for a few minutes. Mommy thinks this is permanent she IS WRONG.

hmmmm, what is that smell?

how many pictures are you going to take?

I'm going to pee on that camera.

NOW LETS MOVE ON TO HAPPIER PICTURES
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This is me tyring to find a good spot to sleep on the bed,

Where is the perfect spot you ask? Between mommy and my bed.
Mommy doesn't mind being squished, hee hee hee

hmmmm, now onto my sweet dreams..........

I'm back!

I'M BACK!!!!! And in the nick of time......... after we got home the Garden Frenchie from FBRN arrived.














I think she looks great on our porch, what do you think?




















We're going to name her Molly, since she her color was Unsinkable Molly Brown, so Molly she is.

Well, my parents seemed to have a good time on vacation, but I am beginning to wonder, like Tad, what they actually do when they are not home. I love my mommy and daddy but they are really WEIRD!!!!

Plus, they ate delicious food and only brought me pictures! WTF????

At least they brought me home a toy they won from some game they played. At least I got something. I had a lot of fun trying to kill him, and successfully ripped out both his eyes, but them mommy took him away. MEANIE MOMMY!!!!

I'll check out everyone's blog later, since I'm tire and need to help Mommy and daddy unpack. I can't wait to read all the cool things that have been going on.

While on Vacation..............

I'll leave everyone with these videos of me, I'll be back on Tuesday evening.

Daddy and me playing tug-o-war. I'm so strong that I actually hurt his arm, I'm a stud, right Fig. wink wink, smooch smooch




After I hurt daddy I then moved onto his feet, they're stinky so I decide to attack them. That will teach daddy not to put his stinky feet near me.

SUMMER VACATION FOR MOMMY!!!!!

Well, it was a pretty cold weekend and mommy got a little sick from being out in the woods. ON the other hand I had the time of my life being spoiled by grandma and grandpa.

NOW MOMMY IS OFFICALY ON SUMMER VACATION.... WOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO!

PLUS.... Daddy works days for the summer, so I get to see BOTH mommy and daddy for dinner every day.

SO NOW THAT I AM ON VACATION WITH MOMMY, THIS IS WHAT I PLAN TO DO.
















And this.......
















And some of this.... hee hee.... I'm sure I'll be busier BUT it's soooo hot!!!!!!!!!















Now there is this really cool survey going around, and I just LOVE talking about myself.......
















1. Your age? 18 months on July 5th

2. Your age when came to live with your people? 10 weeks old

3. What color is the collar you’re wearing right now? red

4. Who is your favorite person other than the people you live with? Well, other than my mommy and daddy-who I LOVE- I also love my grandparents, my aunt and uncle, my neighbors, and anyone else I meet who pets me.

5. How much do you weigh? as of one week ago I weighed 23 pounds, I'm all muscle baby. wink wink..., Fig

6. Most expensive thing you’ve ever chewed up? ummmm, let me see, lots of decorative pillows, mommy's sunglasses, kitchen cabinets.

7. Do you like other Dogs? Only if they like me and want to play with me, if they are mean than I don't like them.

8. Who is your best non-human friend? I don't have any non human friends around here, but if I had to pick I guess I would say the squirrels that I try to eat everytime I see them.

9. Squeaky Toys or Tennis Balls? SQUEAKY TOYS!!!!!!

10. Do you like to be brushed? not really but mommy holds on to me and brushes me every week

11. Peanut Butter or Cheese? BOTH, WHY CHOOSE????

12. Do your people cut your nails? They tried, but I make mommy nervous because I start crying, the vet has to cut my nails.

13. Any formal education? Yes, but I never finished, I know lots of commands even come, BUT I REFUSE TO COME.

14. Couch potato or Energizer Bunny? Depends on if I'm tired or want to play..... I'm still young and fit.

15. Five nicknames your people call you. Bubala, Mommy's Baby, Daddy's little guy, Bo Bo, Pooty Boy

16. What is your best trick? shake and roll over

17. Do you like kitties? never really met a kitty

18. What did you have for breakfast? My homemade food and scrambeled eggs.

19. Can you hunt (aka have you ever killed anything living)? If so, what? ants and spiders. I would love to get me a squuirrel but mommy says NO.

20. When & why was the last time you went to the V.E.T.? 1 week ago, to get my nails cut.... see # 12

21. Where do you sleep at night? either between my mommy's legs, curled up next to her stomach, or against her back.

22. Do you like to swim? never tried and don't want to....

23. Can you make puppies? no, mommy had the vet take away my manhood

24. Your favorite place to visit? in my house mommy's bed, outside.... the neighbors, grandma and grandpa, the vet, or anyone who will give me attention.

25. Do you give kisses? OOOOH YEAH!!!!! I love giving kisses in the mouth and up the nose-especially when they're not expected.

26. Can you potty on command? YUP!

27. To Cuz or not to Cuz? only if it is filled with water and frozen, I love my hedgehog balls.....

This weekend

So mommy and daddy are going camping AGAIN, but this time I get to stay with my Grandma and Grandpa. WOOOHOOO.

When mommy and daddy have to put up a tent, tarp, and cook all their own food..... I'm gonna get tickled, played with, and fed delicous food all day, BASICALLY I'M GONNA BE SPOILED ROTTEN BY MY GRANDMA.

When mommy and daddy have to sit in the heat all day.....I get to sit in the A/C with my grandma.

When mommy and daddy have to sleep in an uncomforatble tent.....I get to sleep with my grandma in a room filled with COOL air.

Mommy made a "babysitting list" to give to grandma or anyone else who watches me. I think she's crazy but she says it makes her feel to good to know what others need to do when watching me.

I'll you all know hwo wonderful MY VACATION with grandma and grandpa was.

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Here's an old picture of me playing with my daddy at Grandma and Grandpa's house. You can see my grandpa's body in the backgroud.