EVIL PARENTS, STUPID HOUSE, & BED HOGGING

My EVIL PARENTS went camping this weekend and left me at the vet prison. How rude are they??????? THEN...... they are both working during the on Tuesday (today) so I have to stay at the prison all day until they can come pick me up. I will be pooping all over the house when I get home!!!!!!!

While I'm imprisoned at the vet's I was able to sneak on the computer, remember the stupid crate mommy is trying to get me to use, when I trying it out BUT only for a few minutes. Mommy thinks this is permanent she IS WRONG.

hmmmm, what is that smell?

how many pictures are you going to take?

I'm going to pee on that camera.

NOW LETS MOVE ON TO HAPPIER PICTURES
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This is me tyring to find a good spot to sleep on the bed,

Where is the perfect spot you ask? Between mommy and my bed.
Mommy doesn't mind being squished, hee hee hee

hmmmm, now onto my sweet dreams..........

I've been VERY BAD

Mommy's mad at me, I've been peeing in the house lately. Whenever I get a chance I pee pee in the bedrooms and a few times on her pillows. I know its wrong, I just can't help it!!!!!!

how about now?????

Mommy used to let me chill in the bedroom when she was at work, but now she is thinking about putting me back in the crate. I DON'T LIKE THE CRATE, but she doesn't know what else to do. She keeps trying to trick me into getting treats out of the crate and calling it my "house", but I'm not stupid. I'll eat the treats but I AIN'T GOING TO BE LOCKED IN THERE. She says it's for my safety and protection, I AIN'T BUYIN' IT!!!!

She keeps my special bed in the bedroom, so I can't sleep on it on the couch...... she's forcing me to sleep in the crate BUT I AIN'T DOING IT!!!!!!

Balboa's mommy here: I've been putting treats and toys in the crate and giving him rewards for sitting in there, but he just seems terrified of it, it's like he's afraid of being locked away from me forever. I can't even get him to explore it on his own, and he explores EVERYTHING. I thought it would be good to retrain him and have a safe place for him to go when we can not be at home, but I think he is JUST TOO STUBBORN!!!!!!!.

Hey mommy, I'm not stubborn I just know what I want and what I don't want!!!!!!

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