I don't like going to bed at night. I love sleeping next to mommy, the not the FACT that I have to go to bed. So mommy sometimes lures me into the bedroom with a slice of cheese. I love cheese, I'll do anything for cheese!
So I get excited and run into the bedroom and STUPID mommy starts walking to the bedroom and she kicks me into the wall. I'm pissed to say the least, but I want the CHEESE. She's trying to apologize and see if I'm okay, JUST GIVE ME THE CHEESE!!!!!
Then she expects me to eat the cheese on my own off the paper towel. OH NO, you better pick up that cheese and feed me in little pieces!!!!
Now I have to get ready for Asta's Holiday Pawty. I'm just tooooo busy for a pic, but I'll show you what I'm bringing.