Is this right????

So after reading Jake and Just Harry's post on how they get place cards on the table I began to think..


I am older than Anthony and have lived with mom and dad longer too. Therefore, shouldn't I get what he gets or more?!?!?!?! I know he's a baby and can't eat or drink on his own, heck he can't even go outside to poop. He gets to poop in the house in his diaper. Seriously if I did that, well I think you know what would happen!!!!!

I should get to sit at the table on my own chair, I should get a huge bed with lots of wood to chew on, I should get what everyone else is eating on a plate, I should get my own room WITH MY CHOICE OF PAINT COLOR. I actually like the color blue they chose, but that's not the point. I want to be able to choose.

So, I have a feeling that I may not get all that or even some of that. So my only hope is to wait until Anthony starts talking and get him to help me out. So I guess I better be nice to him, maybe I can start by taste testing his baby food to make sure its safe to eat and chewing his toys to make sure they are safe to play with, and chewing his socks to make sure they are resistent to tears. Yeah, that will definately show Anthony I am his buddy. I just hope he starts talking soon.

Now I'll say goodnight, at least I have the couch all to myself..... for now.

I'm gonna be a big brother!

Mommy and daddy are adopting a little boy. Mommy's friend adopted him first, but thinks he will be better fit in our home. He is a three month old pug/boston terrier mix. His name is Jasper, but mommy and daddy are going to call him Santino. He likes to play, chew, play, fart (sweeter smelling farts now that we have homemade food), cuddle, play, and eat just like me. I think I'm gonna make a great older brother. Santino will be here on Saturday.

Mommy says I'll have share some toys and the bed, that is fine. I JUST WON'T SHARE MY GIRLFIREND. Shout out to my sweet Fig, you're my good luck charm! wink wink, smooooooch, smooooooch! Oooh la la!

I am so excited, mommy is almost crying and daddy can't wait to meet him. They are a little worried, because they have to pay that STUPID DOG FEE, $100 PER DOG, PER MONTH. Mommy says she thinks we'll be okay with the money, because we will have so much love in our home.

I'll have to teach Santino so many things.


Where to find the best spot in the house to hide and relax.

How to get daddy to tickle you and give you lots of belly rubs.

How to act silly when company comes over, so you can get lots of attention.

How to be cool!

How to tear up boxes.

Most importatnly, how to find the best spot in bed and cuddle with mommy.