We had a visitor

So mommy came home with this dog, I thought it was either Cyrus, or Winstonberry, or Brody, but it wasn't. He didn't really move or talk.

I tried to say hello

I sniffed him

I tried to see if he was a he or a she, but I couldn't tell.

I even sniffed his butt, but he didn't have one?????

I tried saying hello AGAIN, but I got nothing.

What is going on with this dog? Doesn't he want to play?

How could mommy bring this dumb dog into our house, he doesn't speak, move, or want to play. If Fig was here we'd play all day.

I started to get angry

I thought if I bit him he would at least do SOMETHING.

So, I did what I had to do. I had to let him know I WAS BOSS, especially if he was just going to sit there. SO I MOUNTED HIM. If you are young or get not allwed to view adult photos skip this next pic


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I think he got the hint I was in charge.

After I was done letting him know I WAS THE BOSS, he still just sat there. FINE, but you're not getting any of MY TOYS or MY FOOD.